ON THE AIR: Telling it like it is on WZTK with Brad and Britt

Pretending to know what the hell I'm talking about, radio hosts Brad and Britt,left, on WZTK in North Carolina like to invite me to talk furniture to their duped listeners. Click on photo to enlarge to frightening proportions.

While on location at Carolina Kia, the dynamic duo asked me to come over and discuss this week's Furniture Market.

They pimped me to blab about High Point versus Las Vegas, which I ignored and instead discussed some of the underlying issues affecting and afflicting the industry: constriction, rising imports, need for domestic clustering and the rise of vertical integration.